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To shave is to become civilized. For a man to do either, he must have two things: control of his face, and control of his blade.

Le riding fail >.<

RIP Chief Petty Officer Claude Stanley Choules, RN, RAN, the last surviving veteran of the Great War.

Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants. #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants

TIL: Until 1857, the Spanish “real de a 8” silver coins (“pieces of eight”) were legal tender in the United States as one-dollar coins.

It should not be cold enough in May for a person to be seeing their own breath. Just sayin’. #climatechange

Working with regular expressions feeds that autistic part that of me that I both hate and cherish.

This is really not fun anymore.

“I believe this nation should commit itself, before this decade is out, to land human beings on Mars, and to settle there permanently.”